honourous: ꜰᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ ∗ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ (173)
HULKENBERG. ([personal profile] honourous) wrote2025-04-28 12:59 pm

final destinations 🪦 vi

beauty and grace and punching you in the face

I didn't make code for this game we'll see if I make shitposts
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (011)

w1, MONDAY

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-04-28 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ have the laziest starter in the world

vi is hanging out in the luna market, looking at potions. she's got a blue one in hand, looking at the other colors like she's considering what to mix, thoughtfully. ]
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (028)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-04-29 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I've got no idea what any of them do, but.

[ a beat. she swirls around the blue liquid. ]

... Reminds me of my sister, a bit. [ and then: ] Hey, grab another color. Let's see what happens.
doublefists: (047)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ did you know that my catgirl in ffxiv has the same color eyeballs as will. one blue and one yellow. she also almost has the same haircut it is insane. anyway. ]

Something she did, sure. [ but she skips past that. ] Me either, but hey, what's the worst thing that could happen? Bottom's up.

[ MIXES THE POTIONS and i think this is the one that turns you into animal, yes

because she's just a small pink dachshund now if so ]
doublefists: (051)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-01 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ true!

this little pink dog WRIGGLES IN FURY. and then: ]


Bark. I mean - wait. [ OKAY ] What.
doublefists: (051)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-03 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
You suppose!

[ YELLS but in a tiny dog voice. ]

Why am I a dog! Let me out!
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (015)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ chews on her own foot like a dumbass ]

This is rich, of course it's a dog. Of course! Ughhhh!
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (004)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-03 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ barks in annoyance!!!! but it's like, she's the size of a gnat what's she gonna do about it ]

On a long list of insults, dog's one of them.
doublefists: (042)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-04 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the number of dog memes for vi is not low

she looks so grouchy even as a puppy... ]


Yeah, well, we can have this conversation when I'm not actually on four legs.
doublefists: (056)

w2, WEDNESDAY

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-07 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ forces you into a pc also

anyway here we are on the beach, vi settled on one of the lounge chairs with a drink in hand. girl has been getting wasted every day like a true vacationer... she brings a hand up to ruffle through her hair in a sort of exhausted way, and then: ]


Sorry that you went from one prison to another, actually.
Edited (WEEK THREE? I'M ON DRUGS) 2025-05-07 22:11 (UTC)
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (011)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-07 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SCREAMS

she is a little amused by the fact that hulkenberg is so grouchy, but she gets it. if someone cursed her to be in love with wriothesley she would've drowned herself. the ears do get her to grin, though she hides it behind her drink. ]


Yeah, sounds about right. I think this is all something simulated. I don't have any proof, but there's been some suspicious stuff around the place that's made me think so.

... You okay? Dying sucks.
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (007)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-08 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's okay, vi is in her usual outfit so she also does not look like she belongs here. ]

... Shit, Hulkenberg, that's awful. [ she says first, frowning. she'll get to the other stuff in a second, she just like - she's heard about their captain, and she has gotten the sense that both of them adore the guy. he's got to be a good person if he inspires that sort of loyalty. ]

He probably wasn't actually there. I've looked everywhere for Pow -- Jinx, and she's nowhere to be found, so. [ ... ] Still.
doublefists: [ ᴍᴀʟᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ] (017)

[personal profile] doublefists 2025-05-09 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. You could say the same for me.

[ a sigh. ]

And then you died on top of it. At least we're all still here.